Quincy Endicott’s Health Tea - Slime

QUINCY ENDICOTT'S HEALTH TEA //

✋japanese clay blend snowbutter
👃green tea leaves, elderberry, goji berry, sage, betel leaf, earthy ginseng, ripe mango, hint of ink and old money

In Over the Garden Wall, Quincy Endicott is the wealthy, isolated owner of "Quincy Endicott’s Health Tea”, which he himself never actually drinks (hmm...what's he know that we don't?). His sprawling labyrinth of a mansion mirrors his lonely, empty life. Obsessed with expanding his property and raising peacocks (symbols of immortality), he distracts himself from the “soul-crushing loneliness” that comes from climbing the ladder of wealth through questionable means. (“Do you know what I did? The things these filthy hands have done to make this money?”) We can speculate that, like other get-rich-quick quacks throughout history, Endicott capitalized on the worries of the common people looking for an easy fix to their ailments, peddling his ineffective "Health Tea" as a cure-all remedy.

Despite his attempts to find purpose, he is imprisoned by his success, remarking, “This house is so big I sometimes don’t even know where or who I am!” Though his mansion grows larger, he only feels more alone. Believing he is haunted by a ghost, he eventually discovers that the mysterious figure is not a spirit at all, but Margueritte Grey, the owner of the neighboring tea company. Their mansions had grown so enormous that they merged together without either realizing it. Once they actually meet each other, they immediately fall in love and their feud ends.

While Endicott's "Health Tea" is likely little more than snake oil, this fragrance blend features ingredients that would give Endicott a run for his money, inspired by traditional health remedies to revitalize energy, digestion, and mental fatigue.

Comes with a gilded clay peacock, clear gold topper, faux gold bits, “dollar bills”, & a faux penny for your fare to the Underworld (in the episode, the group seeks 2 pennies to board the ferry, a reference to Charon, the ferryman who carries departed souls across the River Styx to the underworld in Greek mythology. But perhaps if you drink your Health Tea, you’ll be spared (jk pls don't drink slime)